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Anonymous asked: don't you hate how misogynistic and horrible it is that they gave samus high heels in smash bros? it doesnt make sense and it is impractical as fuck

osakandestroyer:

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rebornica:

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anon is actually right, why should samus’s design include high heels? Pretty illogical choice for someone who is in combat. 

But no, let’s celebrate this so-called witty use of this gif above. 

this is bullshit

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Sorry no.  Until there are men in speedos, or something equally sexist and ridiculous on the other side, “it’s a fucking video game” is the worst cop-out in history.  The same dudebros who hide behind “it’s a video game” would be the first ones complaining if there was something even vaguely homosexual or if the men were in something emasculating.   Samus in armor is fine.  Samus in the hyper-sexualized “zero” suit is sexism, plain and simple, I don’t give a damn how you rationalize it.

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Data Analysis: Virtual Interactive Software

dataisplural:

I have been playing games and here are words about those games OK

Nuclear Throne: A lot of people call Nuclear Throne a roguelike. This is a dumb thing to call it, a) because all useful meaning has long been wrung from the term and b) we already have a word for games like this. Nuclear Throne is an arcade game. It is loud and bright and deceptively simple and when you die you start over from the beginning. Nuclear Throne is a throwback so pure it should come with a USB-compatible coin slot so that I can stop playing when I run out of quarters instead of never. I could also use a lot of vogue words like “tactile” and “crunchy” to describe how Nuclear Throne plays, but I’d rather just play it instead. Jargon like this gets thrown around when our normal vocabulary falls short of describing an experience. In response we can either pore over the dictionary or enjoy the fuzzy space between word and meaning. Intellectualizing fucking Defender doesn’t get you the high score.

Rogue Legacy: I like to jump and hit the ghost with sword

X-COM: Enemy Unknown: I’m only a few months into the story but I had to put something about X-COM here because I think it’s a great counterpoint to games like Nuclear Throne. X-COM: EU is a game of mental Lego made of a thousand modular systems whose combined output determines when MOTHERFUCKING FRANCE DROPS OUT AGAIN AFTER LIKE TWO WEEKS WE ARE DOOMED. Switching from X-COM to Nuclear Throne and back inspires some real teleological shit. Are great games discovered or designed? In X-COM, you may as well be aiming at little figures of the developers instead of Sectoids and Mutons. At every turn you ask “what is meant to happen here?”, and the answer is often infuriating but never unexpected. Playing Nuclear Throne, however, you are always more aware of your own moves than the unseen moves of the designer. It’s like Paley’s watch but with an Xbox in the sand instead. Yes this means Firaxis is God.

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*SCREECH*

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BOWSER JR HAS NO PALETTE SWAPS

INSTEAD HIS ALT COLORS TURN HIM INTO THE GODDAMNED KOOPALINGS! COMPLETE WITH THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL VOICES.

I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE.

And the announcer actually says all of their names, too. He doesn’t just say “Bowser Jr.” (or “Koopa Jr.” in the Japanese version) every time. Its beautiful.

Get fucked, Lucas.

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kystokeable:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

No. 

No this is not funny.

Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel and there are multiple videos similar to this, which makes me think they’re fake.

Doesn’t matter. 

These videos enforce the idea to parents that yes, the answer to stop your child becoming obsessed with games is to DESTROY them.

No. This is not funny. It is things like this that cause events such as the father who SHOT his daughter’s laptop to bits to occur. These jokes enforce the attitude that people are ‘wrong’ for loving games.

For wanting to play games. 

For some people (including myself), games are a serious escape from horrid realities. The only escape some people can get. The idea that this man (boy?) is wrong for being so upset is disgusting to me?

This is horrific. This is abuse. This is wrong.

This is a sure fire way to get your kids to hate you.

do people not understand how much video games cost?

Video games are a multi-billion dollar business. Some people are good at it. Very good. Do not squander your child’s talents, help them realize them and strengthen them. There are other ways to get your child outside without destroying their games and everything they work for. This won’t solve anything; this will only set them back further.

do this to your childs anything and they will automatically hate you/not trust you

It doesn’t matter what it is

It doesn’t matter if its their video games or if its their smoking pipe

If you just destroy it/throw it away, you are giving no explanation as to why it’s bad/you don’t want them to have it

This can actually psychologically mess a kid up because you teach them that if someone doesn’t like something, they should destroy it

That can lead to some serious problems with socializing with others and other things

dont do that to people

dont

I had a notebook I used to write in all the time. I did that thing that Margo did in Paper Towns where she criss crossed her writing, but I did it so I’d have enough room to write everything. I took it everywhere wtih me and wouldn’t let my parents even start the car unless I had in in my lap. My dad got really annoyed by this and said I needed to throw the notebook away, what was written in it wasn’t important anyway (it was to me, very much so). So one day he took and ran it through the paper shredder.
Ever since I’ve had an intense fear of losing my notebooks and currently have a colletion of 53 blank notebooks and 16 that have been written in because I’ve started hoarding them.
Long story short, don’t fucking do this to your kids. You think it’s harmless and some people even think it’s clever, but you’re really just an asshole and are causing actual psychological problems for your children.

I have a plush rabbit that I’ve had since Easter of the year I was born (I was about 2 months old when I got it). It quickly became a comfort thing for me and I used to go everywhere with it as a child. When my mum and dad split up was when I became kind of dependent on having it around.
If ever I did anything wrong mum always threatened to take it away from me, which obviously caused my 6-year-old self to kick and scream and cry because I needed it.
One day I lost it for 6 or 7 months (turns out it was in my room the whole time but shh it was very well hidden & neither myself or my mum know how it got there)
That was the point that my mum realised she couldn’t threaten to take it away because holy shit I changed so much in those months.

Seriously, if your child is dependent on something, or takes great comfort in having it around
DO NOT TAKE IT FROM THEM.
It does not matter how old your child is, what their comfort item is, if it’s a video games console - don’t take it from them. If it’s their phone - don’t take it from them. If they’re 18 and still sleep with a teddybear - don’t take it from them.


This also goes for if your child is self-harming. If they have a blade in their bedroom and you find it DO NOT THROW IT OUT. Talk to them about it, be as supportive as you can, but do not think “oh well if I get rid of it they’ll be fine”. It can be seriously distressing and also lead to them becoming creative with what they use.

All this kid had to do was get a job and he didn’t.  Hes lucky his dad didnt kick him out of the house

Ha ha ha ha ha owned noob

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squirreldanceparty:

theonetruenators:

gentlemanbones:

ghostanime:

1998 Gaming Magazine

Hindsight is hilarious.

playstation: how long does it have?
into eternity and forever
Project X: is it for real?
no
Dreamcast: can it be stopped?
in its tracks
nintendo 64: can it survive
it could survive the seventy-fifth annual hunger games armed with nothing but a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk

'Arcade'

I googled Project X and I don’t think this is it.

squirreldanceparty:

theonetruenators:

gentlemanbones:

ghostanime:

1998 Gaming Magazine

Hindsight is hilarious.

playstation: how long does it have?

into eternity and forever

Project X: is it for real?

no

Dreamcast: can it be stopped?

in its tracks

nintendo 64: can it survive

it could survive the seventy-fifth annual hunger games armed with nothing but a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk

'Arcade'

I googled Project X and I don’t think this is it.

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thejungarbook:

I made a thing.
Ever since E3, this idea has kind of been floating in my head for a while. I couldn’t help but think of it when I saw Captain Toad’s outfit.
I really do spend hours on the dumbest things. :|
(Wii U box art template by preetard)

thejungarbook:

I made a thing.

Ever since E3, this idea has kind of been floating in my head for a while. I couldn’t help but think of it when I saw Captain Toad’s outfit.

I really do spend hours on the dumbest things. :|

(Wii U box art template by preetard)